The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that coloureds are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack coloureds plotting to kidnap a senior royal was some bloke in the pub who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..