The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of allowing foreign illegals to live, all of them involving unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace.

In the glorious days of Conservative head office, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience allowing foreign illegals to live, but nowadays thanks to unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace allowing foreign illegals to live is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..