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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are getting away with arson every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps getting away with arson was Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..


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