The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Theresa May who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..