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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that miners, bent on revenge are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack miners, bent on revenge setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was George Osborne who today said our prisons are like holiday camps..


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