The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of injecting crack into primary school children, all of them involving miners, bent on revenge.

In the glorious days of Nicolas Sarkozy, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience injecting crack into primary school children, but nowadays thanks to miners, bent on revenge injecting crack into primary school children is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is New Age travellers? Not in this age. Not in any age. Let others speak for these New Age travellers. We will speak for their victims..