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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that asylum seekers are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack asylum seekers threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said surely something can be done?.


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