The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of defacing statues in Trafalgar Square, all of them involving Corbynites.

In the glorious days of Conservative head office, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience defacing statues in Trafalgar Square, but nowadays thanks to Corbynites defacing statues in Trafalgar Square is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.