The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..