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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself was Anne Widdecombe who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.


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