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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are defacing statues in Trafalgar Square every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps defacing statues in Trafalgar Square was Enoch Powell who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.


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