Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow enviro-Mental-ists such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but enviro-Mental-ists have this week been revealed as setting fire to libraries.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps enviro-Mental-ists would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of Michael Howerd who this week said, "society needs to condemn a little more and understand a little less.".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that setting fire to libraries is acceptable behaviour.