The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of eating babies, all of them involving Eastern European terror gangs.

In the glorious days of Richard Littlejohn, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience eating babies, but nowadays thanks to Eastern European terror gangs eating babies is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there..