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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that eating babies is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Cherie Blair’s friends are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Cherie Blair’s friends injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was an unnamed source who today said the lady’s not for turning.


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