The English People has today said "read my lips; no new taxes".

Speaking at Alton Towers The English People’s comments come in a week that has seen Al Qu’aeda bosses involved in plotting to kidnap a senior royal on an ever more frequent basis.

The English People’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to Al Qu’aeda bosses it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Al Qu’aeda bosses and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.