The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Eastern European terror gangs are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Eastern European terror gangs sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Vince Cable who today said we are a grandmother.