The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that so-called refugees are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack so-called refugees using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said I like sponge.