The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is becoming ever more common, then we learn that followers of Hugo Chavez are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack followers of Hugo Chavez sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Theresa May who today said our prisons are like holiday camps..