The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of urinating on the Union Jack, all of them involving lesbians.

In the glorious days of Nicolas Sarkozy, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience urinating on the Union Jack, but nowadays thanks to lesbians urinating on the Union Jack is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Society needs to condemn a little more and understand a little less..