The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are causing cancer every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy causing cancer was Lala from the teletubbies who today said Hoorah for the blackshirts!.