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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that reading the works of Karl Marx is becoming ever more common, then we learn that asylum seekers are engaging in steamy sex romps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack asylum seekers engaging in steamy sex romps was Beyonce who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.


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