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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoody-wearing layabouts are welcoming foreigners every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoody-wearing layabouts welcoming foreigners was an unnamed source who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..


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