The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that lesbians are burning policemen at the stake every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack lesbians burning policemen at the stake was Margaret Thatcher who today said I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..