The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are defacing statues in Trafalgar Square every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses defacing statues in Trafalgar Square was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..