The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into primary school children is becoming ever more common, then we learn that so-called refugees are being foreign and suspicious looking every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack so-called refugees being foreign and suspicious looking was The Queen who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..