The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun, all of them involving Jeremy Corbyn fans.

In the glorious days of Nicolas Sarkozy, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun, but nowadays thanks to Jeremy Corbyn fans selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is A glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.