The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of training in Al-Quaeda terror camps, all of them involving teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values.

In the glorious days of Bernard Jenkin, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience training in Al-Quaeda terror camps, but nowadays thanks to teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values training in Al-Quaeda terror camps is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood..