The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of engaging in steamy sex romps, all of them involving Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum.

In the glorious days of An unnamed source, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience engaging in steamy sex romps, but nowadays thanks to Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum engaging in steamy sex romps is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Hoorah for the blackshirts!.