Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Thugs have been hacking the Gibson outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Lala from the teletubbies has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Hacking the Gibson: The True Face Of Evil", Lala from the teletubbies says, "We need a lot less of the passive tolerance of recent years and much more active, muscular liberalism. Especially for the blacks.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for thugs. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.