The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that burning policemen at the stake is becoming ever more common, then we learn that homosexuals are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack homosexuals being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) was The Pope who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..