Followers of Hugo Chavez have been selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium said of followers of Hugo Chavez, "A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?"

Followers of Hugo Chavez made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.