Gangs of children, some still in their prams have been sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium said of gangs of children, some still in their prams, "If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened"

Gangs of children, some still in their prams made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.