Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now plotting to kidnap a senior royal. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, David Cameron revealed that so-called refugees have been plotting to kidnap a senior royal with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for so-called refugees.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." David Cameron went on to say.


David Cameron concluded, "a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants".