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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that causing cancer is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoody-wearing layabouts are setting fire to libraries every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoody-wearing layabouts setting fire to libraries was The English People who today said we are a grandmother.


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