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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that young single mothers are causing cancer every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack young single mothers causing cancer was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said arbeit macht frei.


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