I’m not racist but surely allowing Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Hacking the Gibson is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum aren’t hacking the Gibson in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium agrees with me, saying today, "A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.