Ian Dunkin-Donuts has today said "I like sponge".

Speaking at Alton Towers Ian Dunkin-Donuts’s comments come in a week that has seen the unions involved in pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals on an ever more frequent basis.

Ian Dunkin-Donuts’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to the unions it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. The unions and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.