The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting to kidnap a senior royal is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Jeremy Corbyn admirers are engaging in steamy sex romps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Jeremy Corbyn admirers engaging in steamy sex romps was some bloke in the pub who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.