Followers of Hugo Chavez have been sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium said of followers of Hugo Chavez, "I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman."

Followers of Hugo Chavez made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.