Shocking news has come to light that a recent spate of immigrating has been perpetrated by lesbians.

The Mail can reveal that lesbians are actually not human at all but have been spawned in Europe by a bureaucrat known as Saruman who intends to wrest control of all that is good and decent using this army of misfits.

Beyonce said of the lesbians, "If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened".