The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchist leaders "the elders" are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchist leaders "the elders" sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Beyonce who today said the day of the yob is upon us.