The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that welcoming foreigners is becoming ever more common, then we learn that teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values are causing obesity every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values causing obesity was Vince Cable who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..