Now boffins have discovered that Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum can cause cancer as well as being, frankly, distasteful.

Docktawh Gillian Keith, speaking from her underground nutrition dome said, "Ever since Ian Dunkin-Donuts told me about it, I have been trying to cure terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village with a powerful mix of micronutrients, goji berries and spirulina."

She added "As it turns out terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village is almost completely identical to cancer, in how it affects the balance of our chakras. And everybody knows that terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village is mostly caused by Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum, who are known to promote a negative orgone balance in the red layer of the energy rainbow."

Of course liberal-minded multiculturalists will no doubt assume that comparing Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum to carcinogens is "racist", but they can’t deny the simple facts of the case. And the Mail is happy to back Gillian’s words; she gave us a fresh insight into Broken Britain by saying, "The lady’s not for turning".