The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that fighting the poilce is becoming ever more common, then we learn that paedophiles are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack paedophiles injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Lala from the teletubbies who today said surely something can be done?.