Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now voting for Jeremy Corbyn. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, The Queen revealed that hoodies have been voting for Jeremy Corbyn with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for hoodies.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." The Queen went on to say.


The Queen concluded, "We need a lot less of the passive tolerance of recent years and much more active, muscular liberalism. Especially for the blacks.".