The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul), all of them involving anarchist leaders "the elders".

In the glorious days of George Osborne, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul), but nowadays thanks to anarchist leaders "the elders" being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..