The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that welcoming foreigners is becoming ever more common, then we learn that louts are burning policemen at the stake every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack louts burning policemen at the stake was Jacob Rees-Mogg who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..