The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that homosexuals are urinating on the Union Jack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack homosexuals urinating on the Union Jack was Lala from the teletubbies who today said I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..