The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that burning policemen at the stake is becoming ever more common, then we learn that followers of Hugo Chavez are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack followers of Hugo Chavez drilling for oil in one family's back garden was Jonathan Aitkin who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..