Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Twitter users have been trolling social media users outside nursery schools.

Terror expert The Pope has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Trolling social media users: The True Face Of Evil", The Pope says, "a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for Twitter users. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.